GREG

I’m just happy to help, me. I’m like a one man Swiss watch army knife. Throw anything at me and I will give it a go.  I’ll try anything once. Dessy calls me Ten Job Tim cause I’ve had so many.  Done aaaaaaallll sorts.  What’ve I had, let me think, ....(in the style of the rap from 5,6,7,8 by Steps)

Housekeeping, street sweeping, COVID tracking, shelf stacking

Black hacks, mini cabs, call centre, Amazon

Lifeguard, supermarket, manual labour, restaurant waiter,

Doorman, Postman, farm hand, gardener, sorter, porter,  KFC

Now, I ‘ave finally found a summit that I think will suit me rather nicely.  Been tryna get into it for ages. It’s gonna be for keeps this time.  The wife says ‘it bloody better be’.  She’s sick of the sight of my face in the living room of an afternoon.

Here we go. Check that out. Start Monday. Police Community Support Officer or PCSO.  And I know what you’re thinking but it actually is like being a real Police Officer.  The only difference is that we (he has memorised this) ‘don’t have powers of arrest, can’t interview or process prisoners, can’t investigate crimes and can’t get involved in any high risk or complex operations’ but apart from that it is exactly the same. We’re the eyes and ears of the force

I like talking to people you see and I’m always happy to help. When you’re part of a community you get to know everyone and then you get a sense of belonging in the community and then you want to make sure that community is looked after and that they feel safe and everything is alright and if they feel safe you have good job satisfaction really. This one guy, working out of Wigan, he made international headlines cause he tracked down a prolific bike thief in Winstanley Park. That could be me, that.